Create Your Own Midlife Crisis

To run away to Brazil, turn to 34.
To get a tattoo, turn to 47.
To burn your house down, turn to 145.

Midway through our lives, we wonder how we ended up here and whether there's a way out. There must have been a crucial turning point, but there's no way to start again in the hope of a better result. Here's your chance to try all the roads not taken. But beware: all choices come at a cost ...

Yelpingly funny, horribly relatable, this is a compulsively readable book-as-game which - just like real life - you can never truly win.