Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

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ISBN: 9781800962095

Products specifications

Attribute name	Attribute value
Author	Foxx, Daniel
Pub Date	12/09/2024
Binding	Hardback
Pages	144

Publisher: UNKNOWN

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Settle down as brilliant, upcoming comedian Daniel Foxx tells a bedtime story suitable only for the very finest clientele. Who knew Santa wears a coat from Balenciaga while driving reindeers called Waitrose, Boden, Nigella Lawson, Harvey Nicks and Prada?

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'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES

'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT

'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE

'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

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Contains adult language