Noah Could Never

"Side-splitting comedy" - The Guardian"Refreshingly
positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your face."
- OK Magazine


Noah's back, and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially
boyfriends, but is Noah ready for the difference? It's no
help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have
descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire,
who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile, Noah's
paired up with a girl ... who, most outrageously, is not even
French. But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah, and
he can't tell if it's because

his dad and secret half-brother,
Eric, have made off with his gran's fake diamonds;

because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions
from Russia;
or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding
out at Noah's house in the midst of a knock-down, bare-knuckled
drag feud.
Will Noah ever catch a break?!